Cleaning your house while your children are growing is like shoveling snow while it's still snowing.
Forget the dog, beware of the kids!
Women with clean houses lead dull lives
Laundry Room - Drop your drawers here
Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean - your aim will help
MUD ROOM, the dirt stop here
I don't repeat gossip so listen carefully
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life
Housework done properly can kill you
A waist is a terrible thing to mind
We dont skinny dip....we chunky dunk
Grandkids welcome....parents by appointment only
It all comes out in the wash
Smile....it confuses people
My house was clean last week, sorry you missed it
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight
Age is of no importance unless you're cheese
Babies are such a nice way to start people
Be bold. If you're going to make a mistake, make it a doozy.
Blessed are the flexible for they shall not get bent out of shape.
Born to Golf, forced to work
Fishing tales told here
I ate my willpower
If you don't know the answer, act cute
I started with nothing, I still have most of it left
It is better to wear out than rust out
LIfe is pain, princess....anyone telling you otherwise is selling something
Nobody ever died of laughter
One kind word can warm three winter months
So, this isn't home sweet home, adjust!
Stressed spelled backwards is desserts
The beatings will continue until morale improves
Thou shalt not Whine
Tomorrow I'll quit procrastinating
Welcome Hunters, Fishermen and Liars
Everyone's entitled to my opinion
This isn't junk. These are my priceless antiques
Be yourself....everybody else it taken
It's hard to be optimistic when your fat pants are tight
Crafts are cheaper than therapy
I start to work when the caffiene does
I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not sure
I like to give homemade gifts.....which one of my children would you like?
If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel.
INSPIRATIONAL and RELIGIOUS
"If you can DREAM it, you can DO it" - Walt Disney
"All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them" - Walt Disney
"Be the change you want to see in the World" - Mahatma Ghandi
Dance like no one is watching; sing like no one is listening; work like you don’t need the money; and love like you’ve never been hurt.
Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much
"Whatever you are, be a good one"—Abraham Lincoln
Return With Honor
Love is Spoken Here
Count your Blessings
Remember who you are
Stand for Something
Lead me, guide me, walk beside me
With God, all things are possible
Try a little harder, to be a little better
A man stands tallest when he is on his knees
Forever, for always, no matter what
God couldn't be everywhere, so he invented mothers
Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life.
If there's no way out, let God in
I hope they call me on a mission
I'm trying to be like Jesus
I looked out the window and what did I see....
If there's no wind, row
Kneeling keeps you in good standing with the Lord
Life is fragile, Handle with Prayer
Make the most of the best and the least of the worst
No one can do everything, but everyone can do something
Prayer will change the night to day
We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails
You and me for eternity
Christ is the center of our home, a guest at every meal, a silent listener to every conversaton.
I’ll go where you want me to go
The Best Two Years
Elder Jarom Stevenson (overlay) Fort Worth, Texas Mission 2007-2009
Return with Honor
Always and Forever
A family that prays together, stays together.
I will go and do the things the Lord commands.
I hope they call me on a mission.
Forever, for always and no matter what
Lead me, guide me, walk beside me.
As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.
I have no greater joy than to hear my children walk in truth
Be true to who you are and the family name you bear.—Gordon B. Hinckley
Remember who you are and what you stand for.
Believe in yourself
Life is what you make of it
Stand for Something.—Gordon B. Hinckley
Don’t dream your life, live your dreams
The most important things in life aren’t things
God doesn’t call the qualified, he qualifies the called
We don’t remember days, we remember moments.
We can’t all be stars, but we can all twinkle.
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.—St. Luke 12:34
Cherish Yesterday, Dream Tomorrow, Live Today
Bless this home and all who enter
Bless this home with love and laughter